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Modi: Jai Hind! Welcome back to Bharat Rishi. You must remember your true allegiance. Have you come to report your progress?
Rishi: Jai Hind! Oh great Modiji. Your humble servant has returned. I have completed this sacred mission that you have entrusted me with.
I have brought the UK economy down to below that of our great Bharat. Bharat now has the 5th largest economy on earth! Jai Hind!
Modi: Jai Hind! The time has come for Bharat to colonize our former colonizers. Have you prepared the paperwork?
Rishi: Yes, great Modiji. It's all set and ready. As the current PM of the UK, I'll sign the UK off to become a colony of Bharat.
Modi: Good. Good. Let's sign the documents and make the announcements. Remember to tell your British tabloids to word it properly. It's a trade deal ok. We don't want the Brits to realize what is actually happening.
Rishi: Don't worry great Modiji. I have already prepared the script for them. Sky News is gonna report this as the deal of the century! Those Brits are idiots, they always believe their tabloids. Hahaha! Jai Hind!
Modi: Hahaha! Jai Hind! Good boy Rishi. Now, I'll check on Karmala in awhile.
Rishi: Why, oh great Modiji? Kamala is not here in G20.
Modi: I want to know from her, when is that old coot Biden gonna just drop dead and make way for her to become POTUS. I thought that old coot should be dead by now, looking at his condition. But he is much tougher than we thought. America is the ultimate piece in my plan Rishi. Once Kamala, is POTUS, then Bharat will become #1 world Superpowa! Jai Hind!
Rishi: But oh great Modiji, Kamala is taking too long. What if she fails?
Modi: Don't worry Rishi. We still have Nikki and that wonderful young talent, Vivek to run for the next US election. America will eventually fall behind Bharat. My plan is flawless.
Modi & Rishi: Jai Hind! Jai Akhand Bharat!