Something along the lines of this? Jai Hinds busting a nut when a fake ex-CIA agent claims RAW and Intelligence bureau are the best in the world.
They're so powerful and yet so woeful in deterring, destroying the many hotspots and hotbeds of simmering separatist and rebel groups that's still very much active in India to this day.
Exhibit A: India is currently dealing with several active separatist and rebel groups across different regions. Here are some of the key groups and movements:
1.Naxal-Maoist Insurgency
2. Kashmir Insurgency: In Jammu and Kashmir, various militant groups such as Lashkar-e-Taiba, Jaish-e-Mohammed, Hizbul Mujahideen
3.Northeast India Insurgency- This region includes multiple armed separatist factions operating in states like Assam, Meghalaya, Tripura, Arunachal Pradesh, Mizoram, Manipur, and Nagaland. These groups have been pushing for demands ranging from independent homelands to greater autonomy within India.
4.Khalistan Movement - Although largely suppressed, there are still some factions advocating for an independent Sikh state in Punjab.
Wait!! There's more:
In addition to the Naxal-Maoist insurgency, Kashmir insurgency, and the various groups in Northeast India, there are a few other active insurgencies in India:
1.Bodoland Movement- This movement in Assam is led by groups like the National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB) and aims to create an independent Bodoland for the Bodo people.
2.Garo National Liberation Army (GNLA)- Active in Meghalaya, this group seeks a separate state for the Garo people.
3.Kamtapur Liberation Organization (KLO)- Operating in West Bengal and Assam, the KLO demands a separate Kamtapur state for the Koch Rajbongshi people.
4.Islamic State Affiliates - There have been reports of Islamic State-affiliated groups attempting to establish a presence in India, particularly in Jammu and Kashmir.
These groups, along with the previously mentioned ones, represent the diverse and complex landscape of insurgencies in India.
Just imagine all the wasted money and the resulting economic impact, inefficiency, and deficiencies these unfortunate issues saddling India especially it's laudable aspirations of becoming a supapowah.
For all the supposed greatness of its intelligence agencies and military how come these important matter have yet to be solved?
Information on this posts was greatly assisted with the aid and assistance of open source A.I. 
