nah, I would delete it as inpropriate political flaming
How Many Forum Members Does It Takes To Change A Light Bulb?
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FreeAsia2000
Junior Member
Gollevainen said:nah, I would delete it as inpropriate political flaming
The weird thing is more people would actually ask me for the link AND READ
it than if i'd just posted it...
I mean forbidden fruit and all that....
Kampfwagen
Junior Member
This was originaly posted on the Bungie.net forum, because I was in a third forum when I first heard of this one, and I beleve it was credited to Bungie.net.
Am I right?
Am I right?
Hahahaha
1. Has no-one noticed the (presumably automatically generated) adverts that appear at the top of this one ???
...which makes me wonder how to start a thread that will generate even stranger adverts.....there's a challenge for someone.
2. This reminds me of a similar told by British government press officers (which may, or may not , reveal part of my dubious past).
Question from journalist
How many government press officers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer
We will get back to you on that...
Question from journalist
How many Ministry of Defence press officers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer
We do not comment on operational matters
1. Has no-one noticed the (presumably automatically generated) adverts that appear at the top of this one ???
...which makes me wonder how to start a thread that will generate even stranger adverts.....there's a challenge for someone.
2. This reminds me of a similar told by British government press officers (which may, or may not
, reveal part of my dubious past).Question from journalist
How many government press officers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer
We will get back to you on that...
Question from journalist
How many Ministry of Defence press officers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer
We do not comment on operational matters
Kampfwagen
Junior Member
Ah hell, here I go...
SinoDefense Forum HMFMDITTCALB: Part 3
One Member to screw in the lightbulb.
One member to post in a quote a story as to how Country A is installing 13'000 lightbulbs in a secret missile silo bordering Country B.
One Member to announce to everyone his protest against the instalation of Lightbulbs in this facility bordering country B.
Two members to retaliate, insisting that Country A's Lightbulbs are an important part of their national security and insisting that Country B has no real reason in protesting.
Three members to retaliate in turn, insisting that Country A has no right to those 13,000 lightbulbs in the first place, and that if they screw them in, it would be tanamount to an act of war.
Country A Suppourters mention how badly Country A got whooped in War A thirty years ago by Country B.
Country B suppourters retaliate by saying how much Country A got whooped in War B by country A in War B sixty years ago.
One other person to bring up something on Google Earth showing where the lightbulbs are installed.
Country B suppourters use this as 'proof' of the hostile nature of the Lightbulbs and, despite clearly not being able to do anything about it, say how Country B should declare war on Country A.
Country A suppourters will then declare war on Country B and say that they could not produce lightbulbs to save their lives.
Country B Suppourters will then prove to them the superiority of their lightbulb technology and post pictures that take up half of the page.
Country A suppourters will then do one better, and show a link to a video of their counties lightbulb programe.
Admin then shows up and tells them to shut up or he will close the topic.
Country A and B suppourters continue their lightbulb rant.
One person to report the sad news that the lightbulbs have all gone out.
Country A suppourters go off and mourn.
Country B suppourters continue rant.
Country B suppourters are all warned by Moderator A.
One more person to say how Japan's Super-Mecha F-15 program would beat them all.
Admin closes the topic and threatens to ban anyone who brings it up again.
Three Months on, Country C suppourters show off lightbulb technology to Country D suppourters, and a loud scream is heard from the general direction of the Admins residence.
Wow...That was long...x_x;
SinoDefense Forum HMFMDITTCALB: Part 3
One Member to screw in the lightbulb.
One member to post in a quote a story as to how Country A is installing 13'000 lightbulbs in a secret missile silo bordering Country B.
One Member to announce to everyone his protest against the instalation of Lightbulbs in this facility bordering country B.
Two members to retaliate, insisting that Country A's Lightbulbs are an important part of their national security and insisting that Country B has no real reason in protesting.
Three members to retaliate in turn, insisting that Country A has no right to those 13,000 lightbulbs in the first place, and that if they screw them in, it would be tanamount to an act of war.
Country A Suppourters mention how badly Country A got whooped in War A thirty years ago by Country B.
Country B suppourters retaliate by saying how much Country A got whooped in War B by country A in War B sixty years ago.
One other person to bring up something on Google Earth showing where the lightbulbs are installed.
Country B suppourters use this as 'proof' of the hostile nature of the Lightbulbs and, despite clearly not being able to do anything about it, say how Country B should declare war on Country A.
Country A suppourters will then declare war on Country B and say that they could not produce lightbulbs to save their lives.
Country B Suppourters will then prove to them the superiority of their lightbulb technology and post pictures that take up half of the page.
Country A suppourters will then do one better, and show a link to a video of their counties lightbulb programe.
Admin then shows up and tells them to shut up or he will close the topic.
Country A and B suppourters continue their lightbulb rant.
One person to report the sad news that the lightbulbs have all gone out.
Country A suppourters go off and mourn.
Country B suppourters continue rant.
Country B suppourters are all warned by Moderator A.
One more person to say how Japan's Super-Mecha F-15 program would beat them all.
Admin closes the topic and threatens to ban anyone who brings it up again.
Three Months on, Country C suppourters show off lightbulb technology to Country D suppourters, and a loud scream is heard from the general direction of the Admins residence.
Wow...That was long...x_x;
FriedRiceNSpice
Captain
TUP said:
1 to offer to blow the lightbulb.
TUP
:rofl: