Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[Miragedriver]

This Lavatory option is easy to figure out.

Natural selection

Just how large are these birds?

64 km/hr…………..

 

[Miragedriver]

This sounds fishy

Can someone explain the difference?

Just try to collect the fine postmortem

Sounds tasty?????

I do not know if this is offensive or a complement

 

[Miragedriver]

Is this statement really necessary?

Soilent green restaurant next door

Hola, soy Miragedriver…..

If I only had hair…..

What?.........

 

[Jura The idiot]

Is this statement really necessary?

...

of course this disclaimer is necessary or a customer might claim ... gauging the size ... about one-ton-weighing sausage in about one-thousand-pounds-weighing bun, both for just fifty cents; Amigo Miragdriver you failed in economics!

(and I'm trolling
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
thread again LOL!)

 

[Miragedriver]

of course this disclaimer is necessary or a customer might claim ... gauging the size ... about one-ton-weighing sausage in about one-thousand-pounds-weighing bun, both for just fifty cents; Amigo Miragdriver you failed in economics!

(and I'm trolling
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
thread again LOL!)

I see this sign similar to the disclaimer on hairdryers which state, “Do not use in bathtub or shower”

 

[Jura The idiot]

If I only had hair…..

... then you would go for the haircut advertised to the left, would you not?

 

[Miragedriver]

Fishermen can’t stop swearing as a nuclear sub appears alongside them

 

[Equation]

This is cute and creative.

 

[AssassinsMace]

Shouldn't that sign be posted on the ground? I saw a TV news story on a new light signal has lights also on the ground for people looking down on their smartphones.

 

[SteelBird]

Fishermen can’t stop swearing as a nuclear sub appears alongside them

Or they should catch that big fish!

For those who read (a little) Chinese