Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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“Mr. Ramaswamy, TikTok is banned on government-issued devices because of its ties to the Chinese government, yet you joined TikTok at a dinner with boxer and influencer Jake Paul,” said Varney during the . “Should the commander-in-chief be so easily persuaded by an influencer?”
Less than fifteen minutes later, Fox News cut to a commercial for TikTok which promoted the app as a useful tool for small, rural businesses.
“TikTok is a fantastic platform for DIY,” declared a woman in the commercial. “If you’d have told me three years ago that I would own my own business and be expanding into a separate building, I would’ve told you you’d lost your mind.”
The ad then concluded with the slogan, “TikTok Sparks Good.”
The full video available at the link.
Ah, yes, a PLARF division stationed in Japan deploying DF-41 ICBMs on the N700-series Shinkansen somewhere in Honshu.
This picture conveniently omits one of the main drawbacks of rail mobile ICBM that held back their use in China:
What are you going to do about the overhead power line when you use one of these?
When Russia and North Korea does it they use diesel locomotives in non-electrified part of their network, there's not exactly a lot of those left in China. It may be possible to come up with a mechanical device that could brush aside the powerline temporarily for the duration of the launch but that's just adding more complexity to an already complex system.
The other drawback is the ICBM train by their nature must move about the network in an irregular pattern as their survivability depends on it. That might work for Russia where they have a lot of track in the far east with little traffic, but China's railway network is heavily used and there's nothing that disrupts all that carefully organized time table more than a train that moves about randomly according to some secret schedule that's not under the control of National Railway Administration.
Someone really had fun with MS Paint
A random post on Chinese social media is considered news in India?
That's how ANTI-CHINA that bitch is. She lives, breathes, and shit China awake and when she's asleep. She's the same lady who was doing her ANTI-CHINA Schick at WION. I must admit, she's very good at her job and the way she weaves the narrative that makes India a reasonable supapowah. She's got the gift of gab.
Strong smell of bitterness?
Well, as a matter of fact, we do know that pee actually smells and tastes bitter.
Does that mean you got people urinating on the iPhone assembly lines in India?!
I mean, you India even got ministers peeing on the streets:
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