Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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Question, why newly independent India recover Goa from Portuguese but newly established China did not recover Macau from Portuguese or HK from British?
According to Shilao Portuguese government did approach China after Goa and asked what their though of it. Primer Zhou said something like "Yes we were watching, that's terrible performance from the Indian side, if they fight us like that they will be wrecked." The Portugese representative then was like no no the point is if China intends to retake Macau militarily then there's no need. Portuguese government is well aware they can't win so if there is intention just let them know and they're welling to hand Macau back peaceful and avoid a government crisis. Evidently Zhou didn't take up the offer.
 

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That F-35 which went missing over South Carolina has finally been found... by Chyna!

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(This is a joke ofc)
In all honestly, if the PLA actually got their hands on a working F35.

I actually think they might get to the conclusion that it overall isn't that good and is worse than the J20 (well, might also depend on what 'version' of F35, and whether or not we take newest and latest J20).
 

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In all honestly, if the PLA actually got their hands on a working F35.

I actually think they might get to the conclusion that it overall isn't that good and is worse than the J20 (well, might also depend on what 'version' of F35, and whether or not we take newest and latest J20).
I mean the J20 is purpose built for intercepting high value targets, while the F35 is meant to provide numbers and be fairly competent at ground attack.

The tech inside the F35 might be similar sophistication, but the J20 is optimized to take on enemy stealth fighters.

There's not as many J20 as there are F35, and J20s seem to be bad or even very bad at ground attack. The J20 perfectly suits China's doctrine of homeland defense against numerous foes with tech parity or near parity, while the F35 has been produced in impressive numbers if nothing else, which is at least a partial success of the US' stated plan for the plane.
 

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According to Shilao Portuguese government did approach China after Goa and asked what their though of it. Primer Zhou said something like "Yes we were watching, that's terrible performance from the Indian side, if they fight us like that they will be wrecked." The Portugese representative then was like no no the point is if China intends to retake Macau militarily then there's no need. Portuguese government is well aware they can't win so if there is intention just let them know and they're welling to hand Macau back peaceful and avoid a government crisis. Evidently Zhou didn't take up the offer.

Premier Zhou's intention was always to force the UK's hand over the 99-year HK New Territories lease with patience. This was well leaked/declassified over the years by Western sources. If he had forced the handover of Macau early, then it would have hardened the UK's resolve in holding onto HK, or sabotaging the Chinese interests (one of which was to grant HK independence).

By the time of DXP, they could reach that "compromise" which is basically there is no more British authority, but you can hang onto your business interests. (Not really a compromise as the UK were contemplating anything between military showdown, to lease extension, or some weird joint-administration idea.)
 
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