Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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Biscuits

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It never ceases to amaze me to see how many twitter users lose all signs of sentient thought the moment China crosses their minds. It's like watching someone get piss drunk and overdose on the strongest hallucinogens known to man, leading to some unholy combination of completely losing their inhibition and ejecting themselves from sane reality.

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GZDRefugee

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Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.

China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.

China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.

China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.

12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.

I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.
 

BlackWindMnt

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Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.

China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.

China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.

China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.

12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.

I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.
Worst of all because of the economic collapse the Chinese people have to skip their mac breakfast at their shanghainese macdonalds....
It makes me so sad when i saw it on twitter:(
 

siegecrossbow

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Sometimes I read western media and do a big think. Clearly, my degree in statistics means jack shit because no matter how hard I try, I cannot reach the same profound analysis as these experts.

China uses child slave labour but is also experiencing 20% youth unemployment.

China's military spending increases are outstripping GDP growth but China has faked their numbers since 2001 and have actually been stagnant GDP-wise.

China's economy is die but they are the big bad and an existential threat.

12 million weeghurts < 6 million wygers.

I should clearly quit my job because I am unqualified.

Child slaves don’t get paid dumb dumbs, so that technically doesn’t count as employment, more like ownership. Meanwhile the children of the privileged class can’t compete with free labor provided by slaves, hence they are jobless.
 

horse

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It is one thing for a industry publication like The Register to publish a story about this social media meme.

It is another for the Washington Post to do it. What was that expression? That the WaPo speaks for the American political circles and the NY Times speak for the business class? Something like that.

This thing is going to get serious soon.

They tried to ignore it. Now they can't.


 

horse

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Another Bloomberg article about the Mate 60 Pro this time more American reaction.

That ranged from denial, to anger, to concern, to frighten, to the moving goalposts.

In my view, the moving goalposts is the ultimate. You can never lose!

These range of reactions, clearly meant, that this counterattack in the tech war has hit hard. Hit them good.

An attack that works, creates confusion. On the ground, and in the REMF.

Not only that, the following thrusts to the immediate attack, is all setup.

The Hynix memory chip, how that plays out, that news, that will linger. The question that poses, is like an attack on the rear behind the lines.

Then Huawei is officially debuting the phone, and other versions of phones, next month, so the follow up attack is all lined up.

All the while, the US investigates.

Kind of funny.

The Chinese are daring the Americans to sanction some more.

In turn, gives the Chinese the pretext to sanction some more too, continue with China 2025 and dual circulation.

Let's hope they do it, and get something done!

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