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Temstar said:
"But you don't come with respect, you don't offer your friendship, you don't even think to call me Director Wang"
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1680811987364896768

Turns out Blinken actually did call Wang Yi the Director. Wang Yi responded with hi. This video fits the meme.
 
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U.S. soldier defector fined in Seoul for kicking police vehicle​

SEOUL, July 19 (Yonhap) -- An American soldier who crossed the inter-Korean border into North Korea had been sentenced to a fine for kicking and damaging a police patrol car in Seoul, legal sources said Wednesday.
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The Pentagon later identified the defector as Pvt. 2nd Class Travis King in his 20s, and American media organizations reported that he was in the process of being sent back to the U.S. for disciplinary action in connection with assault charges he faced in South Korea.
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He was suspected of repeatedly kicking a back door of a police patrol vehicle in Seoul's Mapo district in the wee hours on Oct. 8 and inflicting damage that required repairs worth 584,000 won.
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He was apprehended by police at the scene, but did not cooperate with police officers demanding his personal information and kicked the door of the police car shouting foul language against Koreans and the Korean Army, according to police investigations.

He also faced suspicions of punching the face of a Korean national at a night club in western Seoul on Sept. 25, but he was not indicted for the incident as the victim said he did not want a punishment for the soldier.
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A witness, who was part of a tour group visiting the Demilitarised Zone (DMZ), said that after visiting one of the buildings at the site, the soldier let out a loud: “Ha ha ha” prior to running off.
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Turns out Americans G.I. punching Koreans in SK is ok, swearing at Koreans and kicking police cars in SK is also ok, but leaving SK is not ok.

Reminds me of this Chinese Joke
《如何激怒一个韩国人》
板门店附近，几个驻韩美军在打赌，看谁能最大程度上激怒韩国兵。
第一名美国兵把一个韩军长官叫过来，当着众人对他说：“你老婆可真不错。”韩军长官咬了咬牙，还是赔了笑脸。
第二名美国兵直接对着他喊：“狗东西，你们的历史文化都是偷中国的。“韩军长官青筋暴出，全身颤抖，还是赔了笑脸。
第三名美国兵趴在韩军长官耳边说了一句悄悄话，韩军长官立刻怒目圆睁，忍不住给了美国兵一巴掌，骂道：“你特么疯了吗！狗崽子！开玩笑也要有个限度！”
其他美国兵十分惊讶，纷纷问道这名美军究竟说了
什么，他答道：“我就说我们准备从韩国撤军了。
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Turns out Americans G.I. punching Koreans in SK is ok, swearing at Koreans and kicking police cars in SK is also ok, but leaving SK is not ok.

Reminds me of this Chinese Joke
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The virgin creep on Korean women and get sent back to US with dishonorable discharge vs the Chad punch a Korean nationalist, denounce the fascist Korean occupation police in public and run away to the free Korean people's paradise.
 
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