Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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BlackWindMnt

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solarz said:
  1. Denial: no, that's a stupid idea, we're not going to do it.
  2. Bargaining: okay, maybe if we build this feature, they'll be satisfied.
  3. Anger: what? more scope creep?
  4. Depression: so many bugs...
  5. Acceptance: eh, screw this, just ship it.
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You can do this again every sprint.....:p
 
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PM Scott Morrison declined to meet new Chinese ambassador​

China’s ambassador Xiao Qian asked to meet Scott Morrison soon after arriving in Australia to deliver a message from Xi Jinping, but the Prime Minister declined to take the meeting.

I recall a few years ago there was another prominent Chinese ambassador to another country whose meeting requests were all turned down, what ever happened to that guy ;)
 
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caudaceus

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BMUFL said:
I mean, it's actually the Waterfall model, just stated differently. Notice the order is actually "Denial-Bargaining-Anger-Depression-Acceptance" compared to the conventional order of "Denial-Anger-Bargaining-Depression-Acceptance".
  1. Requirement Gathering/Analysis - Denial: "Guys, guys! Don't worry about it. We can fix this. This seems simple enough. It's not a problem, guys!"
  2. System Design - Bargaining: "I have talked to the client, and they wanted it that way, exactly, to the letter. I was assured that the client had a reason for doing it that way. I'm assured of this."
  3. Implementation - Anger: "Wh- wh- what the f*ck? The f*ck is this sh*t? It doesn't even actually work! There is no way this could work. How? Just how?"
  4. Testing/Verification - Depression: "This whole thing is a buggy mess. It's a spaghetti monster. Nothing makes logical sense, and it's impossible to tell which part caused which change. Where is my bottle of Everclear?"
  5. Maintenance - Acceptance: "I'm outta here. Bonne chance, boys."
... although I suppose the conventional order could also work.
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