The first time knowing that USNI can put itself at such a low level
China has been stealing American technology since 2,000 years ago, even into the distant future.
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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China has been stealing American technology since 2,000 years ago, even into the distant future.
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"Explain the full semiconductor manufacturing process in the style of a Trump rally speech"
ChatGPT:
First, we start with a blueprint, a blueprint that's gonna make your head spin. It's got every intricate detail of the chip's architecture, and it's gonna be a winner. And then, we use our incredible computer-aided design software to translate that blueprint into a set of instructions that's gonna blow your mind.
Now, let me tell you about the foundry. This is where the real magic happens. We create a wafer, a thin, circular slice of pure silicon crystal, and it's polished until it's smoother than glass, it's unbelievable. And then, we use a special material called photoresist to create a pattern on the wafer that matches the chip's design. We're talking precision here, folks, precision like you've never seen before.
And then, we use dry etching to remove the parts of the wafer that aren't part of the pattern. It's like a magical eraser that gets rid of all the stuff we don't need. And then, we use ion implantation to add impurities like boron and phosphorus to the silicon crystal, creating different types of electrical properties. It's like alchemy, folks, it's incredible.
And then, we heat it up, we heat it up real good. We're talking high temperatures, temperatures that would make your head spin. And that's how we create the desired electrical properties, through a process called annealing. It's like baking a cake, except instead of flour and sugar, we're using pure magic.
ChatGPT:
First, we start with a blueprint, a blueprint that's gonna make your head spin. It's got every intricate detail of the chip's architecture, and it's gonna be a winner. And then, we use our incredible computer-aided design software to translate that blueprint into a set of instructions that's gonna blow your mind.
Now, let me tell you about the foundry. This is where the real magic happens. We create a wafer, a thin, circular slice of pure silicon crystal, and it's polished until it's smoother than glass, it's unbelievable. And then, we use a special material called photoresist to create a pattern on the wafer that matches the chip's design. We're talking precision here, folks, precision like you've never seen before.
And then, we use dry etching to remove the parts of the wafer that aren't part of the pattern. It's like a magical eraser that gets rid of all the stuff we don't need. And then, we use ion implantation to add impurities like boron and phosphorus to the silicon crystal, creating different types of electrical properties. It's like alchemy, folks, it's incredible.
And then, we heat it up, we heat it up real good. We're talking high temperatures, temperatures that would make your head spin. And that's how we create the desired electrical properties, through a process called annealing. It's like baking a cake, except instead of flour and sugar, we're using pure magic.
Just reading the first two paragraphs is giving me brain herpes and AIDS. What the fuck.
The funny thing is that even in Trump-speak, most of the MAGA crowd still wouldn't understand many of the words like "ion implantation" and "annealing".
Also ChatGPT is kinda wrong when it says
The photoresist doesn't create the pattern, a photolithography machine used to project a pattern onto a wafer coated with photoresist.
this is true innovation. give this man the Hero of Labor medal.
Got 'em all! Haha!
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