Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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"You're getting drafted to fight the commies, son. Now get your fat a$$ into the van"
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Please do, he'll be doing everyone a favor Most of the Jaihind comes from Indo-Aryan majority North India, Dravidian majority South India would have already been a Middle income country if it was independent from the start, And Jai hinds would appreciate their country becoming more "pure" after partition.
We'll be using your fat a$$ to block bullets instead of all the bullet vests made in authoritarian China.
WHEN I hear that our armed forces are not fully geared up and ready to invade Norway tomorrow, I weep. For we have lost the very essence of our country.
For what is Britain? What is our country, if not poised and ready to use overwhelming force to smash any nation that offends us, like a hammer smashing a walnut?
I mean no offence to Norway. It could be anyone: France, Serbia, Liberia, Ecuador, Fiji. We’ve been at war with all of them in our time and we f**ked them up freestyle.
What’s happened to us? We let ourselves get soft. We stopped ploughing every spare penny into our military, our only wars mere indulgences like Iraq or a recreational bombing of Libya.
F**k everything else. Close the schools. Triple taxes. Only when there are more tanks than cars, when every adult male has a military rank and when we are so ready for war we’ll start one on a misunderstanding can we truly be the Britain that the world once feared.
I fancy invading Morocco this time. Who’s up for it?
For what is Britain? What is our country, if not poised and ready to use overwhelming force to smash any nation that offends us, like a hammer smashing a walnut?
I mean no offence to Norway. It could be anyone: France, Serbia, Liberia, Ecuador, Fiji. We’ve been at war with all of them in our time and we f**ked them up freestyle.
What’s happened to us? We let ourselves get soft. We stopped ploughing every spare penny into our military, our only wars mere indulgences like Iraq or a recreational bombing of Libya.
F**k everything else. Close the schools. Triple taxes. Only when there are more tanks than cars, when every adult male has a military rank and when we are so ready for war we’ll start one on a misunderstanding can we truly be the Britain that the world once feared.
I fancy invading Morocco this time. Who’s up for it?
German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock has problems with mathematics.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
"The new missiles, to be phased in over a decade from the late 2020s, are estimated over a fifty-year life cycle to cost around $264 billion.[6]"
Sussy baka MIC media
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