yes we engineers should band together, the engineering song/cheer used in UofA is also used in other engg schools in canada i believe, i know for sure UofCalgary and UofAcadia uses it. what cheers/songs does US and europe have?
ENGINEERING SONG
CHORUS
WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE THE ENGINEERS,
WE CAN, WE CAN, WE CAN, WE CAN DEMOLISH FORTY BEERS,
DRINK RUM, DRINK RUM, DRINK RUM, DRINK RUM AND COME ALONG WITH US,
FOR WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR ANY DAMN (WO)MAN
WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR US!!!
(1)
My father was a minor from Northern Malamute,
My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.
The last time I saw them both these words rang in my ears.
"Get out of here son-of-a-bitch and join the Engineers!"
(2)
An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,
Said the Artsie, "Match me drink for drink, let's see if you're an man."
They drank three drinks, the Artsie fell, his face was turning green,
But the engineer drank on and said, "It's only gasoline!"
(3)
On reading Kuma Sutra a guy learned position nine,
For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.
But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on his rear,
For he was a feeble Artsie and she was an Engineer!
(4)
A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park
The Engineer was working on some research after dark
His scientific method was a marvel to observe
While his right hand held the figures, his left hand traced the curves.
(5)
The army and the navy boys went out to have some fun,
Up to the social club where the fiery liquors run.
But all they found were empties for the engineers had come,
And traded all their instruments for gallon kegs of rum.
(6)
An Engineer once came to class so drunk and very late,
He was carrying a load that you'd expect to ship by freight.
The only thing that held him up and kept him to his course,
Was the boundary condition and the electromotive force.
(7 - for all the women engineers!)
We are, we are, we are, we are the women engineers,
We can, we can, we can, we can drink twice as many beers.
Come men, come men, come men, come men and drink along with us,
For we don't give a damn for any damn man who can't get it up for us!!!
(8)
The fire house by day, and 40 beers by night,
An engineer may never sleep and still stay just as bright,
And should you ever ask him he how he keeps up his routine,
He'll raise his trusty can of Jolt, smile and say "Caffeine!"
(9)
A man sat in a tavern with a lovely neighbour lass,
And stared when more than nineteen times she raised and drained her glass,
He said "you've out drunk four strong men and half the bar my dear",
But the maiden smiled demurely and said "I'm an engineer."
(10)
We drink and drink and drink and drink and we are Engineers,
We drink and drink, and we'll kick your ass if you try to steel our beer,
We drink and drink and drink and drink and throw up on the floor,
Then we brush our teeth and drink and drink and drink and drink some more!
(11)
Now you've heard our song and you know we are Engineers,
We love to love our (wo)men and we love to drink our beer,
We'll drink to anybody that comes from far or near,
Cause I'm a Hell-of-a, Hell-of-a, Hell-of-a, Hell-of-a, Hell-of-an Engineer!!
drinking and bad jokes are obviously the theme of engineers to us, we really are crazy people
