Jack Ma: One of my biggest regrets is creating Alibaba. If I could start over again I would rather be a teacher again and enjoy my own life, fostering China’s next generation…
Xi: I didn’t know that’s what you wanted Jack! Why wait for the next life? Such thing can easily be arranged in this life. Guizhou is a beautiful place, with vine carpeted craggy cliffs and creek water so clear and fresh that you can drink it straight. There is a poverty alleviation village desperately in need of a competent instructor right now, and as a member of the Communist Party, I think you should set a good example for the rest of the…
Jack Ma: can I just invest a trillion Xi bucks in rural development instead?