Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[broadsword]

I agree with him Dick Cheney's decision to invade Iraq was totally unjustified

Unfortunately, Dick does not have the habit of saying sorry.

 

[4Runner]

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雁归塞北 山 十关注
5-19 08:49 来自HUAWEI Mate 30 5G
刚才看到一个说法，说某湾是是地球上最危险的地方。
我天，我都震惊了，危险个锤子危险，某湾是世界上最安全的地方。
某湾的亲爹是历史上的世界第一，如今的世界第二，综合力量坐二望一。
某湾的干爹是当下的世界第一，虽然实力不如早年，但余威尚在，国势尚存。
某湾的野爹曾经在经济上是世界第二，军事上早年也有数一数二的舰队。
自己身处国际贸易主航道的中心位置，三个爹的经济活动都能分到一口羹，自己也在三个爹的协作下实现了现代化和工业化，军事实力也就是在三个爹面前不够看，放到世界其它地方去，那也是横着走的水平。
三爹聚顶，五气朝元。
但凡有个啥外敌来搞他，他三个爹能把地球上任何活物给扬了。
就算有朝一日他亲爹想通了，真要揍他，那也没什么大不了的，跪下来磕个头什么事都没有了，甚至连头都不一定用得着磕，口是心非的喊一声爹就行，他亲爹还是会一如既往的往他屋里塞钱，他越是大呼小叫的闹腾，他亲爹越宠他。
就这待遇，你们管这叫危险?

 

[Strangelove]

 

[ficker22]

"Hello Xi Jinping, its me, I wanted to ask if you have a job for me."

 

[coolgod]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1527675124341780480

 

[ficker22]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1527675124341780480

"Pesky Asians why do they sound all the same"

Ave white american prob

 

[Michaelsinodef]

"Pesky Asians why do they sound all the same"

Ave white american prob

Nah, Biden has problems with remembering names of americans (people working in his government/congress).

 

[ficker22]

I know there are some people who are angry now since their "assets" in BAYC is worth less than a load of cum, BUT:


WHO the f*** thought that "investing" into .png of stoned apes is NOT A SCAM!???!!!

Pffff, NFT, more like Non fuckible tard...



Better invest in the Xi Jinping featured collection:

"Fuck Imperialism"

 

[siegecrossbow]

 

[Jj888]

Nah, Biden has problems with remembering names of americans (people working in his government/congress).

SOB

Sleepy Old Biden