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[localizer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1359877001209864195

 

[crash8pilot]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1359939230546366465

One of my go-to deprecating jokes is that us Orientals are only good at Geometry rather than Geography... But this is honestly just ridiculous?!

 

[sinophilia]

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China in the future uses advanced technology to create quantum singularity with 14 billion year temporal displacement... aka the Big Bang. China created the Universe and all of space-time...

So this means China is predestined not only to survive the Thucydides Trap and also the Cosmic Great Filter but also advance enough to create a particle accelerator to complete the loop... and a Cosmic telescope to look back in time of all its 5000+ years recorded history..

Also the recent Dyson Sphere Program success was because those five guys in China had outside help from the future, a future China to be exact.

Hilarious, this would be an amazing movie.

You should be the Chinese Christopher Nolan.

 

[siegecrossbow]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1359939230546366465

One of my go-to deprecating jokes is that us Orientals are only good at Geometry rather than Geography... But this is honestly just ridiculous?!

China must’ve moved Xinjiang close to Hong Kong and Taiwan so it is easier to oppress them simultaneously.

 

[crash8pilot]

China must’ve moved Xinjiang close to Hong Kong and Taiwan so it is easier to oppress them simultaneously.

If it brings local Xinjiang girls closer to my ends (Hong Kong), consider me liberated rather than oppressed

 

[siegecrossbow]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1359431038984876034

Indian talents, made in China?

 

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