Quickie
Colonel
It would be interesting to know who the holder of the “keys” are and if you could get 5 of them to agree to work together.
And the 7 people are the leaders of the 7 continents but only 5 of them (the 5 veto members of the security council) could get it to work again, that is if they ever agree on anything.
I'd at first figured it's probably the kind of joke that make fun of the fact that it's an obvious impossibility that the internet works that way, but someone somehow would actually believe something no matter how ridiculous it is, like someone would say jokingly " I've got a bridge, would you want to buy it?"
