What the Heck?! Thread (Closed)
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solarz
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Police in Lippe, France, reported that a 18-year old female German learner driver from Detmold apparently overlooked a convoy of tanks when she turned left onto the Panzeringstrasse (lit. Tank Ring Road)
Picture: Lippe Police Department/EPA
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LOL, women drivers. Enough said!.
Miragedriver
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Loud sex arrest: Are we all just one carefree bonk away from doing time?
Gemma Wale from Birmingham has been given a two-week prison sentence after 'screaming and shouting' during sex. Rebecca Reid finds out what to do if your neighbor is a noisy lover - and also sounds a note of caution.
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PS This news story is full of potential one line jokes. I will attempt to restrain myself………… Ok, I can’t!
1. She should join the professional tennis circuit where unrestrained orgasmic yelps and groans seem to be a prerequisite these days every time a ball is hit (forgive the double entendre).
2. Some sort of gagging order seems to have been another option.
Gemma Wale from Birmingham has been given a two-week prison sentence after 'screaming and shouting' during sex. Rebecca Reid finds out what to do if your neighbor is a noisy lover - and also sounds a note of caution.
Link:
PS This news story is full of potential one line jokes. I will attempt to restrain myself………… Ok, I can’t!
1. She should join the professional tennis circuit where unrestrained orgasmic yelps and groans seem to be a prerequisite these days every time a ball is hit (forgive the double entendre).
2. Some sort of gagging order seems to have been another option.
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kwaigonegin
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Miragedriver
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LOL, women drivers. Enough said!.
I want to see the video of her trying to explain to her father why his car is now a pancake……"I was just going to the shopping center, and..........."
kwaigonegin
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British tank columns in Germany.. Hmmm I bet if you're a german over the age of 80 you probably feel uncomfortable lolLOL, women drivers. Enough said!.
TerraN_EmpirE
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Police in Lippe, France, reported that a 18-year old female German learner driver from Detmold apparently overlooked a convoy of tanks when she turned left onto the Panzeringstrasse (lit. Tank Ring Road)
Picture: Lippe Police Department/EPA
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Main Battle Tanks Always have the right of Way
I have receved a Short transcript of the Event recorded over the Tank's intercom.
On Impact with the Yaris
Tank Driver: There is that bloody rattle in the dash board again.
The Tank commander hold up his hand
Commander: Rain?
Loader: * Yawn*
Gunner: Odd though me Mobile was vibrating
Shang Tsung: MEGATRON WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Miragedriver
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Miragedriver
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What Would You Do if You Saw This, Moments Before Take-Off
is a wondrous product and a true DIY’ers go-to for any and all manner of projects. No creative tool box, craft table or art studio is complete without it. But imagine boarding an airplane, settling down in your window seat, and looking out onto the runway, only to find a man seemingly repairing the engine with a roll of the silvery gray sticky stuff. Upgrading furniture? Sure. Fashioning a cool wallet? Absolutely. Fixing an airplane? No. Way.
As a new viral photo of an easyJet flight demonstrates, that might actually happen. But if it does, don’t freak out too much.
E passenger when he spotted a technician sticking something to his plane’s giant engine.
Adam Wood’s photos went viral after he posted a tweet of this man repairing his aircraft with tape. Photo:
“Always worrying when @easyJet are duct taping the plane together #finaldestination” he wrote.
After Wood’s tweet went viral and made headlines on and other outlest, an easyJet spokesperson clarified the matter.
The tape used was not, in fact, duct tape, but a far more powerful form of adhesive known as speed tape. It is often used in aviation fixes and was named as such due to its ability to stick to the aircraft at high speeds in extreme wind conditions.
In fact, a single roll can cost hundreds of dollars.
We can’t say we blame Wood for his concern - but this procedure is standard. Photo: Adam Wood/Twitter
“The high speed metallic tape is in place as a result of some cosmetic work that is required to the aircraft paintwork,” the airline replied to him on Twitter. “It is nothing structural and in no way compromises the safety of the aircraft.”
Speed tape is intended for use in aviation and perfectly safe as a temporary solution.
Back to bottling my Grenache
is a wondrous product and a true DIY’ers go-to for any and all manner of projects. No creative tool box, craft table or art studio is complete without it. But imagine boarding an airplane, settling down in your window seat, and looking out onto the runway, only to find a man seemingly repairing the engine with a roll of the silvery gray sticky stuff. Upgrading furniture? Sure. Fashioning a cool wallet? Absolutely. Fixing an airplane? No. Way.
As a new viral photo of an easyJet flight demonstrates, that might actually happen. But if it does, don’t freak out too much.
E passenger when he spotted a technician sticking something to his plane’s giant engine.
Adam Wood’s photos went viral after he posted a tweet of this man repairing his aircraft with tape. Photo:
“Always worrying when @easyJet are duct taping the plane together #finaldestination” he wrote.
After Wood’s tweet went viral and made headlines on and other outlest, an easyJet spokesperson clarified the matter.
The tape used was not, in fact, duct tape, but a far more powerful form of adhesive known as speed tape. It is often used in aviation fixes and was named as such due to its ability to stick to the aircraft at high speeds in extreme wind conditions.
In fact, a single roll can cost hundreds of dollars.
We can’t say we blame Wood for his concern - but this procedure is standard. Photo: Adam Wood/Twitter
“The high speed metallic tape is in place as a result of some cosmetic work that is required to the aircraft paintwork,” the airline replied to him on Twitter. “It is nothing structural and in no way compromises the safety of the aircraft.”
Speed tape is intended for use in aviation and perfectly safe as a temporary solution.
Back to bottling my Grenache
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