From the way things are going in the USA,there will not be a next administration only the founding of the Imperial Orange Trump Dynasty and I am only semi-joking.
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manqiangrexue
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This is gonna go one of 2 ways:
1. The US is overrun by angry rednecks and white supremacists and all the intelligent people start to leave as they make any form of free speech (such as posting 8647) illegal and punishable by armed ICE agents storming your house because they just become Trump's personal police for all things that piss him off. Everything in the US will be 47 themed; the military will have to deal with nonsense designs like the Trump class battleship; camou will be replaced with full color pictures of this dude's face in front of an American flag on people's uniforms and war machines as they try to stay hidden in the desert/jungle/etc... Basically every President moving forward will be a Republican whose last name is Trump or someone very close in thought and corruption circle. More and more US allies will decide they can't take it anymore and drift closer and closer to China. Stupid actions done in anger backfire, inducing more rage-driven stupid reactions and so on. This is the final ugly death spiral for American power.
2. American people realize the Trump did immense damage to the US and under an extremely progressive democratic president (who still has to lick Israel's boots), America goes on a global apology/make-things-right spree. In this case, all Trump money, park cards, passports, statues, ballrooms, anything related to him will be destroyed, the Trump family will be buried in legal problems and he will have a status akin to Pharaoh Akhtenaten (AKA The Criminal or The Heretic) of Egypt who suffered memoriae damnatio (erased from history books, which is impossible today, or to be forcefully remembered and described in all historic references in the worse light possible, ie. draft-dodging child rapist cannibal president with room temperature IQ). This will mean that the death of American power is slightly delayed and more graceful.
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Wonder if greedy contractors outsourced the construction to some no name firm in China to maximize shareholder value. If they did, it’s a great opportunity for sneaking some spy gear inside that can help black list people (visiting the statue) who are too dumb to be properly reeducated.
It should be taken prior and while incumbent at least daily, at least at the difficulty of SAT 1400 points, for someone holding the largest number of nuclear warhead!
Yet,The Imperial Orange Stable Genius of Geniuses won't allow his school records /grades to be released-he,DJT did make an impression on one of his eminent professors at Wharton School of Business:"the goddamn dumbest student I've ever taught"-reporting from OnionWorld.
manqiangrexue
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This is a joke, right? Like he didn't actually post this, did he? I think even he knows he's in his second term and the test he took was for separating people with normal function and those who can't take care of themselves or function in society anymore. Questions were basically "What animal is this?" with the picture of an elephant. If you pass, you get to walk out of the test center; fail and you lose your independence and are mandatorily taken to a hospice... and they only ask you to take the test if you're borderline gone.
he is saying he actually won in 2020