2026 Israel - Iranian conflict [TEMP LOCKED]

Will Iran-Israel conflict start again?

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Randomuser

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tokenanalyst said:
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Let me tell you how Parmy:

Trump called Pete at 12:00AM

Pete drunk as f*ck: Our savior Mr President. Is an honor to hear your voice.

Trump: PETE, BIBI IS THREATENING ME AGAIN WITH MORE EPSTEIN FILES, PETE HE HAVE ME BY THE COJONES PETE, GIVE ME WAR PLAN PETE, THESE GENERALS KEEP TELLING THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, THAT THERE IS NOT END GOAL, THEIR MISSILES, I NEED A WAR PLAN PETE TOMORROW.
Pete still wasted as f*ck: YES YOUR HIGHNESS.

Then Pete took ALL the faulty Israeli intelligence that CIA warned him about it and RAG it, cranked up the context window to the max, temperature to max and as Pete was passing out drunk in his desk Claude started to hallucinate like crazy and when he wake up the next morning with a hangover...there it was... a shiny PDF in his desktop named "TRUMP MASTERPLAN TO CONQUER IRAN.pdf"

Then Pete showed his "masterplan" to the generals and of course when they saw the stupidity at first they laughed thinking was a joke but then they got serious when they found it was not a joke and it was the plan. The begged Pete to stop, that war planning is serious endeavor that take months, but he responded: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE ERA OF AI AND YOU ARE ALL OLD AND IRRELEVANT now get out of my way our God appointed savior President Trump deserve the best plan ever.
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I really hate all these clickbait AI articles that are most likely done to shill OpenAI, Claude etc.

Are they gonna say next that Grok helped with this brilliant campaign and they did it by prompting @grok how do I defeat Iran in 1 day?

Even wars with lives lost are just product placement campaigns now.

Lemme guess if Iran starts getting the upper hand, they're gonna blame deepseek for giving Iran a way out.
 
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EmoBirb

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enroger said:
Of all the fucked up things the US/Israel has done or is currently doing, this not rescuing enemy sailors thing is not even on the scale, I don't know why you guys are debating about it
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It's beyond me, it's actually the most normal thing together with striking industrial facilities, military targets and energy infrastructure. Sometimes arguments come from a place of emotional response, rather than reason I suppose. Others and I made it clear why in this instance the American actions were reasonable and for me that topic is closed.

FriedRiceNSpice said:
In WW2, German U-boats did frequently surface to rescue crew from sinking/sunk vessels initially. However, I believe there was some sort of instance where the Brits attacked or sank a U-boat that was in the process of rescuing Royal Navy seamen, and henceforth the Kriegsmarine barred U-boat captains from rescuing enemy sailors. The German honorable war of fighting wasn't suited for fighting barbaric savages like the Brits, whom are the masters of fighting dirty.
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And that's why it's not to be advised to do so, especially nowadays. The risk isn't worth it.
 
plawolf

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FriedRiceNSpice said:
In WW2, German U-boats did frequently surface to rescue crew from sinking/sunk vessels initially. However, I believe there was some sort of instance where the Brits attacked or sank a U-boat that was in the process of rescuing Royal Navy seamen, and henceforth the Kriegsmarine barred U-boat captains from rescuing enemy sailors. The German honorable war of fighting wasn't suited for fighting barbaric savages like the Brits, whom are the masters of fighting dirty. AFAIK there has never been an instance of a USN sub rescuing IJN sailors after an attack.
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Not British aircraft, American, and it was a lot worse as the Germans publicly broadcasted their location and intentions and were flying Red Cross banners to transport survivors to safety.

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