Toilets connected to a sewer system were actually invented in ancient India, by the pre-Vedic Indus Valley civilization. After having lost the technology and fallen behind other nations in toiletization (of course due to the evil British), Indians devised a new bold plan to once again leap to the forefront of toilet technology. Leveraging their massive IT strengths, India decided toilets would be the first target for digitization. Now, instead of having to rely on physical toilets like backwards nations, Indians can directly shit using the internet. Every social media platform has become India's collective toilet.