The Difference between a man and a woman

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Propagandalass

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Do not mess with us women! We are pure evil! I can prove:

"Women require time and money":

Woman = Time x Money

"Time is Money"

Time = Money

therefore we can apply:

Woman = Money x Money = Money^2

"Money is the root of all evil"

Money = -v(Evil)

Again, we apply:

Evil = Money^2

so this leads to:

Woman = Evil

(yes yes, the jokes are sexist but fun is fun, you have to be able to laugh at yourself XD)
 
bd popeye

bd popeye

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My lovely wife sent me this..

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You don't bleed three days out of the month..
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character..so does gray hair.
Wedding dress $5000 /Tux rental-$200.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a five-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life..
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You don't care if you fart in public..

No wonder men are happier.
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planeman

planeman

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bd popeye said:
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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That's written by a woman. Car mechanics never tell the customer the truth, all men know that. The egotistical may be in denial about this but in reality men just nod and pretend they agree with the mechanic's assessment in front of their wives because if they argue they know their wife will take the mechanic's side, after all he's the expert. So the guy knows it's not worth the bother and pays $456 for ten seconds of polyfiller and spray painting because the wife tried to reverse-park in a 600 square foot parking space.

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sumdud

sumdud

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As my rm-gf just mentioned after being shown this: Men don't have the drama.
 
bd popeye

bd popeye

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Car mechanics never tell the customer the truth, all men know that.
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Maybe in some cases..but not in mine. You have to go to a mechanic by reputation. And if you know something about autos like I do..well that helps a whole lot.
 
T-U-P

T-U-P

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Car mechanics never tell the customer the truth, all men know that.
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neither does a computer salesman in big appliance shops (cough BestBuy cough). most of them don't even know what they are talking about.
 
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