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siegecrossbow

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The worst is, they don't even wanna watch domestic cinema productions. In germany majority think domestic films are inferior to Hollyshit. Some are actually, some not, but the youth especially shit talks on german cultural stuff 24/7 and hails the angloids.


Then again, I legit had people in HIGH school who thought Iron man exists, and they somehow graduated....

But Iron Man does exist and he just marked NPR and VOA “US Government Affiliated sources”.
 

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A German walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him, "You need to pay 100 euros!"

The German was stunned: "100 Euros? It was only 10 euros yesterday!"

"Well, today it's 100 euros."

"Why 100, damn it?"

Bartender: "Let me explain.

- 10 euros for beer,

- 10 Help Ukraine,

- 20 aid packages for European countries that have imposed sanctions but are not members of the EU,

- 10 euros in aid to the UK for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia,

- 10 euros were then sent to Balkan countries as aid to buy coal for stoves,

-- Finally, the EU got a 40 euro gas subsidy.

The poor German silently takes out his money and gives the bartender 100 euros.

The bartender took the money, went into the cash register and gave him back 10 euros.

The German says incredulously, "Wait, you said 100 euros, right? I gave you 100 euros, why would you give me 10 euros back?"

Bartender: "Well, we're out of beer."

(This story tells us drink alcohol will both damage your body and wallet, so do not drink)
 

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Never forget the tragic 1986 Chinese balloon attack on Ohio:
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The world's most beautiful women according to A.I. :eek:

...scroll down to 'Canada' for a surprise. And yes...I can 100% confirm nearly all Canadian women look exactly like that. #Swole
Just your average, axe-wielding, maple syrup chugging, lumberjack Canadian woman:
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