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If anyone finds the Indians ????-ing (not sure what to call it in a non-vulgar way) Israel on social media hilarious, here is BBC on Taiwan
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The words "democratic Taiwan" appeared more times in the island's national day celebrations this year than any other - by far.
Perhaps it's no surprise that at Tuesday's national day celebrations the biggest applause was reserved for two visiting marching bands. One was from Tokyo and the other from Los Angeles - Japan and the US, which are still the two countries Taiwan cares about and needs the most.
These relations remain "unofficial" - even at the parade they were relegated to the shadows, much like their friendships.
Please notice us!
Proof of one new friendship is easily visible in Taipei's supermarkets, which now sell something that is quite uncommon in Asia: Lithuanian-made India Pale Ale. Imports of the brew, along with Lithuanian rum and chocolate, have soared in Taiwan in the last few years, and Taipei has even announced a $10m investment in Lithuania in the most prized Taiwanese product - chips.
$10 million might buy you a light bulb for an EUV machine. Maybe 2 light bulbs for DUV.
"Lithuania is seeking to enhance practical co-operation with Taiwan, a like-minded democracy, and an important economic and technological partner in the region,"
Pissing off the world's 2nd largest country by population is naturally practical thinking!
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The words "democratic Taiwan" appeared more times in the island's national day celebrations this year than any other - by far.
Perhaps it's no surprise that at Tuesday's national day celebrations the biggest applause was reserved for two visiting marching bands. One was from Tokyo and the other from Los Angeles - Japan and the US, which are still the two countries Taiwan cares about and needs the most.
These relations remain "unofficial" - even at the parade they were relegated to the shadows, much like their friendships.
Please notice us!
Proof of one new friendship is easily visible in Taipei's supermarkets, which now sell something that is quite uncommon in Asia: Lithuanian-made India Pale Ale. Imports of the brew, along with Lithuanian rum and chocolate, have soared in Taiwan in the last few years, and Taipei has even announced a $10m investment in Lithuania in the most prized Taiwanese product - chips.
$10 million might buy you a light bulb for an EUV machine. Maybe 2 light bulbs for DUV.
"Lithuania is seeking to enhance practical co-operation with Taiwan, a like-minded democracy, and an important economic and technological partner in the region,"
Pissing off the world's 2nd largest country by population is naturally practical thinking!
She has been inside Hamas terror tunnels...
She's so desperate to become the next Indian U.S. V.P. she's willing to spew comedy after comedy.
Hillary landing under sniper fire in bosnia vibes
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Here's a funny follow-up video.
Yeah, I thought this was pretty funny.
The telecast showed her the first time, when it was 4th & goal on the 1 yard line in the 4th quarter the Chargers trailing 17-10, and she was that excited and raised her arms signalling a touchdown, I though the game had resumed.
Then the Chargers scored and she went bonkers, when she already was going bonkers.
Then at the end of the game with that interception, I wonder what that lady would be like.
Sure enough they show her again. The reactions really were priceless.
It is like bet too much on the game lady.
You know, I am just thinking ahead.
When they round us all up to go camping, we probably should build her a private box to watch her Chargers blow more games. She would be going crazy behind the bars and under the barbwire.
I don't think she had to be paid. Some Asians are pretty fake. The Vietnamese wife of the friend of mine... I forgot what she was doing that made me think this but I told her once that I bet she use to smoke. Never seen her smoke before. I knew that a lot of Asian women when younger that smoked are fake smokers because they just wanted to look like glamorous Marlene Dietrich.
Just imagine a big Asian guy doing the pose especially the finger gesture with cigarette but I used a pen, head tilted back like I was on drugs. That's what I did and her husband bursted out laughing confirming it. Then she started hitting me.
Because China makes them wanna kill themselves.
Jai Bharat: We are a tech super power! Look at all the American Fortune 500 tech companies with Bharatis CEOs.
Wumao: But there are just as many Chinese CEOs running Fortune 500 companies that are, you know, actually Chinese.
Jai Bharat: f**k Xi Jinping. Free Hong Kong Uighur genocide Tiananmen Square massacre f**k SeeSeePee China collapse 2023…
Wumao: dude you are typing on an Oppo phone. Aren’t you scared that Chinese spyware will block your internet access?
Jai Bharat: ….
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