A light-hearted take on the recent earthquake

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The blogger thought Taiwan might have an extra chip in the pot to play against China.....

Apparently, and this is from the not-too-creditable “customer service” representative at CT, all of China’s access to the Internet at large runs through Taiwan… man was that some shitty planning - and a helluva chip the ROC can play should things get nasty between the two siblings.

PRC: “Um, we’d really like you to come back and be a part of your motherland.”
ROC: “But we believe in a multi-party system and don’t like to spit.”
PRC: “Fine, have it your way. We’re going to attack you tomorrow.”
ROC: “If you do, you’ll only be able to access Mainland-produced porn.”
PRC: “Please disregard, have a nice day.”
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No, the attack would happen anyway and the resulting lack of porn access will fuel the local porn industry. Just ask the Russians.
 
Finn McCool

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FuManChu said:
You're telling me its racist and sinophobic to joke that Chinese porn isn't that good? Since when is Chinese porn a sense of national pride?! :roll:
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Your capitalistic and imperialist porn will fall before the true People's Pornography!
:china: china: :china: :china: :​
 
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Finn McCool said:
Your capitalistic and imperialist porn will fall before the true People's Pornography!
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Haha, most of the comments you read on the internet from Chinese nationalists/self-styled "upstanding members of Chinese society" denounce pornography as being dirty, immoral, etc, and what a good thing the government takes a tough line towards it! But, hey, as soon as a foreigner criticises it, then it's as Chinese as green tea or the Great Wall of China!! ;)
 
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