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SteelBird

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Read the print in the left column :

"The South China Sea - bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan :rolleyes:, the Philippines and Malaysia - is .... "
Perhaps it wants to mean that the Japanese imperial army has just conquered some islands in the South China Sea...
 

Rettam Stacf

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Got this off WhatsApp :

*THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT* .... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the coronavirus, economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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